All work and no play makes Goeters a dull boy...

I don't actually have any content here, therefore you must...

...until three seconds ago, have not known that. You'd want the FAQ page to further explain your incorrect notion.
...be a spam bot trolling for names. You'd then be looking for the "Who" page.
...be a fool with whom your money will soon be parted. You'd want to shop in my store
...have a severe typing, spelling, dyslexia, or similar problem.